No, this isn't what he looks like. Move along.(text: me to Joe) Guys keep looking at me because I'm smokin' hot. That or I have schmutz on my face.
(text: me to Joe) Judging from your silence you think it's the schmutz. Or you're really busy. Or you're ignoring me.
(text: me to Joe) And now you're probably thinking I'm fishing for compliments and the answer would be yes, and attention.
(text: me to Joe) And now you're saying to yourself doesn't this crazy girl have anything better to do with her time than harass me? The answer is no, not at the moment.
Me: Why, whatever made you think to call me right now?
Joe: Were those multiple choice questions? Is this a quiz? Will there be a test?
I'm wondering--do those fancy schmancy i-phones have an app for electronic scantron quizzes? Cuz if they do, I might have to start saving up.