Diapers and Dragons

Friday, September 18, 2009

I Swear He Had a Mischievous Grin the Whole Time

DramaBoy: If we cooked [The Widget], he would be so yummy. Then we could eat him all up!

TeacherMommy: You think so?

DB: Yeah!

TM: So you want to eat up your own brother?

DB: Well, not right now. Right now he's YUCKY.

TM: But he would be yummy if we cooked him?

DB: Yeah! We could eat him all up with a spoon. Then our tummies would be happy.

TM: So you want to become a cannibal?

DB: Yep! That would be fun.

TM: I'm not so sure [The Widget] would like to be cooked.

DB:  But if he did want to be cooked, then we could cook him and eat him up. And he would like that.

TM: You really think so?

DB: Yep.

TM: I'm not so sure it's a good idea.

DB: *giggle*



Mmmm...Toddler on Toast

6 bits of love:

The Kampers said...

too funny!

Arby said...

Roast Widget with a light BOYsenberry glaze and a side of Junior Asparagus. Delicious!

mom said...

I'd say "mother's curse" is having a heyday! And I say that toddler on toast is especially good with chocolate smeared liberally all over it. Save me a spoon. (And cf your blog, not too long ago, when Widget was helping you move into your classroom and you said that YOU could have eaten him with a spoon.) Yum.

GingerB said...

I like baby legs.

Draft Queen said...

too cute!

MomZombie said...

Maybe Jonathan Swift isn't such a good bedtime reading choice after all?

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