In case you were confused, my last post was, in fact, an April Fool's joke. My hair is still right where it belongs, on my head (I was going to write "legs" and cross it out, but then realized that I have, in fact, shaved my legs quite recently and therefore would be kind of lying and I'm living a life of honesty now, right? So didn't. It would have been sort of funny, I suppose. I also just had to type, delete, and erase "suppose" five times because a third "p" kept popping in. I don't know what's going on with me, really.)
Spring Break has sprung and broken, Easter has eastered, and now I'm sitting in Panera
But it is ever so beautiful outside, and I think that sitting in the sun for a bit while reading a book would be lovely.
Speaking of Kindles, I really think I should approach Amazon about getting a commission from them for my spokesmodeling skillz. Cuz I haz them. I get more comments and questions about that lovely little bit of technology...I was at J's family's place for Easter yesterday, and I think I have at least two people planning on buying one soon. Perhaps more. I have the spiel down by now, both in long and short versions. I even know how to play to the specific audience. For example: for younger individuals, one should emphasize the mp3, whispernet, and highlighting/notetaking aspects; for older prospects, focus on the adaptable text size and electronic audio text features. Always, of course, discuss the all-important "no backlighting/low glare" screen, as that is often the main point of concern people have about e-book readers. It goes without saying (except I will) that one must mention the savings on books (many are FREE or next to it!). Though the Kindle itself isn't exactly cheap. Mine was a gift. It is $110 cheaper than when mine was purchased, however!
There you go. That's the condensed I-don't-feel-like-typing-it-all-out-and-you-really-need-to-see-one-to-love-one version of my patter.
Hey Amazon, wanna throw some moolah my way? I could use it. I'm running low.
Gah. I have no idea why I'm writing this post today. I just feel the need to
Life is good. I'm happy. Maybe that's the problem. Not enough angst. And y'all know angst makes for the best blog fodder, right? Well, that and kidlets.
I would show pictures of them hunting Easter eggs, but the photos aren't working.
Oh well. That's the way it goes. Buh-bye!