11th Grade Male Student: Ms. TeacherMommy, you are my BOI!
Ms. TeacherMommy: Sorry. I am not your BOI. I am nobody's BOI. I don't want to be a BOI.
Student: But you have to be my BOI!
Ms. TM: I am not a BOI. I don't have the plumbing for it. I'm also not your GURL, so don't even go there.
Student: Well then...you can be my COOL PERSON.
Ms. TM: That doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it? "Yo, you're my COOL PERSON!"
Student: Okay, well then, you're my ZEUS.
Ms. TM: Nope. Zeus is male. Remember? I'm not male. No desire to be male.
Student: Well then, you're my FEMALE ZEUS!
Ms. TM: Um. No. Pick an actual goddess if you're going to go that route.
Student: Fine. You're my MEDUSA!
Ms. TM: Seriously? She's not even a goddess! She's a monster! You're saying I'm a monster? With hair made of snakes and the face that turns people into stone?
Another 11th Grade Male Student: Her hair is definitely not made out of snakes.
Student #1: But she does have that death stare.
Student #2: True.
Ms. TM: True. I do have that stare. I suppose that's okay.
Student #1: Ms. TeacherMommy, you're my MEDUSA!
Hey, at least he's learning his mythology and basic biology.
10 years ago
8 bits of love:
hahahahahah oh my word! High schoolers are stinkin hilarious!
No desire to be male? Your perspective on the world would be entirely different if you had a penis. Although I have been told they lower th IQ about fifty points...
Medusa is way cool. Seriously. Think about it - at a glance, she could turn men to stone. Go ahead - piss ME off! And...those snakes - think about how much money and time you could save! Wonder if you have to feed the snakes, though? Wait...never mind...I have an irrational fear of snakes. Darn. Well - the turning men to stone is still pretty cool!
What is a BOI? Am I completely out of touch? I heard of a MILF (not me!! just the concept!!) and was fairly shocked. I have not quite recovered.
You are so my boi.
I think I should like hanging out in the back of your class for a week or so. Then I could say I remember 11th grade, it just happened. (Hey, in 11th grade I transferred to college spring semester so I'm really only forgetting half the year. Right?)
Mmm, definitely Medusa over Zeus. I've never had any desire to be male either.
Dear, I am glad you admit that you have that stare that can turn people into stone - or at least their insides (or maybe it is jelly). I have been at the receiving end of that stare, but as your father, I have some immunity to it - not so your students - poor things. But then I suppose there are those who really do deserve it.
I do agree, however, that snakes for hair would be difficult - what would the kidletts think about that?
After spending a little bit of time at my high-school-aged daughter's school, I say be Medusa if you have to be. I don't think I'd survive a day inside a high school. I was seriously traumatized.
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